victor@users.vpc:/home/victor % nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

victor@users.vpc:/home/victor % “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?
Unmatched “.

victor@users.vpc:/home/victor % Unmatched “.
Unmatched “.

victor@users.vpc:/home/victor % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

victor@users.vpc:/home/victor % ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

victor@users.vpc:/home/victor % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (’s.

victor@users.vpc:/home/victor % make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

victor@users.vpc:/home/victor % sleep with me
bad character

victor@users.vpc:/home/victor % got a light?
No match.

victor@users.vpc:/home/victor % man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

victor@users.vpc:/home/victor % !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

victor@users.vpc:/home/victor % %blow
%blow: No such job.

victor@users.vpc:/home/victor % \(-
(-: Command not found.

victor@users.vpc:/home/victor $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

victor@users.vpc:/home/victor $ drink matter
matter: cannot create